50 Wishes for 50 Years

I've decided to march boldly into the 50 Plus Zone, but if I have to have 50 candles on my cake, then I think I'm entitled to 50 wishes.

1. I wish I could win the lottery. (Every self respecting wish list should always start with a lottery win.)

2 I wish I could see the Eagles in concert.

3. I wish I wasn't allergic to shrimp.

4. I wish "The West Wing" would come back on TV.

5. I wish I could go on an Alaskan cruise.

6. I wish I could play the guitar.

7. I wish I could have a photograph published in ESPN magazine.

8. I wish I could be as good a mom to my kids as my mom has always been to me.

9. I wish my cats would use their litter box correctly.

10. I wish I could take gourmet cooking classes.

11. I wish the Cowboys would win the Superbowl this year.

12. I wish we could have a white Christmas.

13. I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.

14. I wish Mike had a motorcycle.

15. I wish I could go with a storm-chasing crew and see a tornado.

16. I wish my teeny-tinesy dog wasn't so gassy.

17. I wish Taco Flavored Doritos burned calories.

18. I wish I was a better swimmer.

19. I wish the flying monkeys in "The Wizard of Oz" didn't creep me out so much.

20. I wish we actually had 4 seasons here in Texas.

21. I wish I hadn't lost touch with good friends and special people over the years.

22. I wish my friends I have now knew how much they all mean to me.

23. I wish I could write a book.

24. I wish I had a Canon 17-50mm f2.8 zoom lens.

25. I wish the Laundry Fairy would come and visit me regularly.

26. I wish they would bring back Grape Frosted Poptarts.

27. I wish I was more of a planner, and less of a worrier.

28. I wish my dad was here to wish me a Happy Birthday.

29. I wish someone would come paint my house.

30. I wish I had long, manicured nails.

31. I wish Ellen Degeneres was my bff.

32. I wish I didn't lose my debit card once a week.

33. I wish I had more time to read actual books.

34. I wish Becca wouldn't gripe when I want to brush her hair and paint her nails... she needs to realize she'll always be my real live baby doll.

35. I wish my cats would stop bringing me bird presents.

36. I wish the Rangers would go back to the World Series this year - third times's the charm!

37. I wish Ryan would shave off his beard, (or at least prune it back) so I could see his handsome face.

38. I wish I didn't live with the two pickiest eaters in the world.

39. I wish I had new bedroom furniture.

40. I wish my grass hadn't died in the front yard this year, because it's going to be a soggy mess if it ever rains.

41. I wish I could crochet, or knit, or even sew on a button.

42. I wish I had time to sit down and play the piano.

43. I wish I had cute little feet.

44. I wish I could turn on my television for just one day and not see any bad news.

45. I wish our bird would talk like it's supposed to.

46. I wish coffee magically made itself in the morning.

47. I wish my cats wouldn't sleep on the clean folded laundry and make it furry.

48. I wish "Six Feet Under" would come on Netflix.

49. I wish that Ryan and Becca will one day find someone to share their lives with that will love and treat them the way their dad loves and treats me.

50. I wish everyone reading this has a very Merry Christmas and a Happy 2013!

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